cultural touchstones.

When you're as young as I am, and as old as I am, searching for your place in history, a sense of missing out on this world that's so big and so rich in complexity, having only turned into an adult in 2012 overwhelms you, trying to keep up with the references of cool, funny, wise 40 year olds. So I've been desperately clambering for the sacred knowledge of various monuments of human achievement, but I don't push my self far enough, don't travel enough or broaden my horizons enough. Ergo a list, namely this, a list of shit I missed (see what I did there) to bookmark and slowly worm my way through various life experiences yet to be had and media to be consumed. Please help me amend my litany of desires to be full. Now, here 'tis:

Classic Television & Movies:
Doctor Who (Original Run)
Mr. Show Seasons 2-4
Jaws
Jurassic Park (I hear there's a sequel?)
L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat (Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat)
Citizen Kane
Citizen Ruth
The Gary Shandling Show
M*A*S*H
The A-Team
The Godfather Parts 1 & 2 (and 3 but only for the "they keep pullin' me back in" moment)
SCTV on DVD
Monty Python
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Mulholland Drive
Dune
Spaced
Mad Max
Logan's (Blade) Run(ner)
Pan's Labyrinth
Casablanca
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiam
Raising Arizona
Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Marx Brothers, Jerry Lewis, George Burns comedy

Locations & Experiences:
Punch a dolphin &/or shark in Hawaii
Score some H on Skid Row
Smoke pot on Mt. Elbert, the highest point of Colorado
Swim in Lake Michigan & boat across Lake Eerie
Shop at Goodwill in Toronto
Get mugged in that city in New York state
Get murdered in Orlando, Florida on my way to Disneyworld
Skydive or in the least hang-glide
Safari on the Galapagos Islands
Be an annoying white person in Africa somewhere but not for philanthropy, for vacation
Visit Game of Throne sets in Ireland and drink high-quality milk by the bottled pint
Get mugged and murdered in London and loudly, drunkenly heckle American comedians
Learn more French words than "hello; excuse me; thanks; I don't speak French well; I'm a bad American" in Paris, France
Romance a Spaniard
Visit my only continental comrade Mec's no-doubt castle & harem in Macedonia
Get real naked on many beaches in Greece
Fly over Eurasia
Explore Judaism and my personal Judeo-Christian religious roots in Israel
Briefly visit Kumail Nanjiani's hometown of Karachi, Pakistan for the hell of it
Feel out of place in The Forbidden City of China
Feel too in place in Tokyo, Japan
Get my pilot's license and retire in New Zealand where their accent flows like milk and honey