an excerpt from comedy bing! bong! the podcast.

Rob Huebel's 3 Tips for Going Back to School

Number 1: Grow a beard to look older or more nautical. You'd be surprised by the number of your peers with lighthouse fetishes.

Number 2: STDs. If you already caught them, you're immune. Take a two-week period to get them all. And you can't get them in your butt. I mean, they're not called BTDs.

Number 3: Don't be a racist. You're going to be a nautical man with crabs, but you're going to embrace people's differences.


What a cool chap.

What a cool chap.

Adam Papes